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:: Thursday, November 20, 2003 ::
:: 7:59 AM :: 0 comments ::
you think your job sucks...
so today, i think, i've achieved a new career low. today at the office, i wore a garbage bag, ski goggles, shower cap, and felt antlers, while people paid a dollar to throw whipped cream pies at me (it was for charity). i wasn't the only one, but i cropped the photos to protect the innocent.
yes, that's right. i left the world of professional clownanism over 10 years ago, yet i still get whipped cream pies chucked at my head.
damn karmic retribution.
-J
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:: Thursday, November 06, 2003 ::
:: 8:18 AM :: 0 comments ::
they call 'em fingers, but i never see 'em fing...whoa, there they go
so here's another place where advances in technology blur the line between technology early-adopters and crazy homeless people: Let your fingers do the talking.
and people thought ear-buds were annoying. so now how are you supposed to hold the phone by pinching it between your shoulder and your ear to free up your hand for eating soup while simultaneously driving and shaving and reading the paper and talking on the phone and smoking?
-J
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:: Saturday, November 01, 2003 ::
:: 8:34 PM :: 0 comments ::
refreshing
it's about dang time: Beer Church.
you can even become a minister! and, if you become a minister at the universal life church as well (it only takes 3 minutes, and you can do it all online), you can perform legally binding weddings in all 50 states.
(note: kool-aid not included)
-J
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:: 8:13 PM :: 0 comments ::
comment system back online...
alright, the weaselbacks work again.
sorry for the inconvenience. some guy (klinkfamily.com) runs it as a free service. i oughtta try to get the code and replicate it on my server...at least then i won't lose all my posts...
-J
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