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:: Monday, October 13, 2003 ::
:: 11:01 AM :: 0 comments :::: Tuesday, October 07, 2003 ::i, robo-monkey...
according to this news story, my heretofore unfounded (but not unspoken) fear of megalomanical telekinetic monkeys taking over the world finally has a solid scientific foundation. Specifically, the line, "they will upgrade the monkeys so they can transmit their mental commands to machines wirelessly."
i need to get me one of them monkeys. and here's why: when the megalomaniacal telekinetic monkeys take over the world, i want my megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey to stand up for me before the Grand Council of Megalomaniacal Telekinetic Monkeys and say, "hey, this guy, this human right here, he's okay...he's on our side." and with that, the sponsorship of my megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey, my life shall be spared. perhaps if i really treat him well, i'll be given a job as a megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey network administrator, instead of the less-desirable job as the person who cleans up the poo flung by their less-megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey brethren.
-Jeff
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:: 11:14 AM :: 0 comments :::: Monday, October 06, 2003 ::f-bomb: perfectly acceptible for broadcast tv...
according to the fcc, four-letter words are perfectly acceptible as long as they are not used to describe sexual or excretory organs or activities...it's about fuckin' time...bono is off the hook...if the ruling had been more timely, perhaps it could have saved norm macdonald's role in SNL's weekend update...
-J
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:: 9:07 PM :: 0 comments ::let there be cheese...
tonight, i made cheese. from scratch. well, technically, from a gallon of milk, a quarter of a rennet tablet, and two teaspoons of citric acid. but still...here's what it looked like when i finished:
it was mozzarella, specificially. and i did it for no particularly good reason, except to be able to say that i can make cheese.
-J
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