:: 6:13 PM :: 0 comments ::
hooray beer
it's about time that government grants went to something with scientific and social value. but i'm left with some questions:
1. how do i get $300,000 to drink beer?
2. failing that, how do i get on this tasting committee?
3. isn't it possible there could be some other socially redeeming uses for this grant money?
i mean, don't get me wrong...i'd rather it went into beer than into genetically engineering glow-in-the-dark tobacco, but man...i'm pretty sure there are still people with aids and cancer and tourette's syndrom and just basic friggin' hunger that maybe coulda found somewhere for that 300k...
-J
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