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:: Monday, November 25, 2002 ::
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jephysics
so while i was showering today (fully clothed, of course...i'd hate for you to have to poke out your mind's eye thinking anything otherwise), i came up with my very own theory on time as the fourth dimension. it's a little out there. so anyway, there's our standard three dimensions...length, width, height...and the fourth dimension, time. now, there are theories of many other dimensions, none of which are as-of-yet proveable, because hey, we can only measure what we're equipped to observe. so time. einstein had his theory of relativity, and I was thinking about both that, and Revelations (mind you, i fancy myself primarily agnostic), which somewhere along the line states that the dead shall rise again. and then there's the Big Bang theory, which has only been around since about 1923 or something within 10 years of that date (too lazy to fact check right now), if you can believe it. so anyway. where are we?
we have:
1) wet, dripping, fully-clothed me
2) four dimensions
3) einstein's theory of relativity
4) Revelations
5) the Big Bang
put 'em all together, and i start thinking, maybe time only appears to be moving forward because the universe is expanding. suppose we (as a universe...or one discreet entity within the multiverse, according to some recent theories) start to collapse in on ourselves in like 10 undecillion years (an undecillion, for those who think i made up the word, is a 1 followed by 36 naughts)...and let's assume, because i just made it up, that time is relative to your exact position in the currently-expanding universe. so if the force from the "Big Bang" were to finally subside, and we were to start drawing back in to the center, all of time would start to reverse itself. time would flow in the opposite direction. einstein's theory of relativity generally holds up, insomuch as his postulation that time slows down as we approach the speed of light...for wouldn't we be travelling ahead along with time in such a scenario? keep in mind, the universe is expanding in all directions at what we should consider an unmeasurable speed, when referencing the void that is Everything. so everything moves away from us. no matter what direction we travelled, even at the speed of light, we'd end up further away from the "center" of whatevertheheck the center is. relativity holds up. now, revalations. if we start to collapse back upon ourselves, if time truly is dependent upon our location in the universe, then things will start to roll back. the "dead" will once again walk the earth, but they'll be walking backwards, and like Mork, they'll go from old to young, most likely unable to change the path at which time unravels, but perhaps not.
and most importantly, at some point, i'll have unwritten this, and you can all stop thinking i'm nuts.
which i am, but that's not really the point now, is it?
-J
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