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biblical destruction is imminent...
hmm. i've been thinking more about doug's comments and the treadmill purchase. we're closer to armageddon than i've given myself credit for. let's look at the signs:
1. jeff gets married.
2. marriage is consumated.
3. jeff replicates
4. eJeff is available on thongs, hats, panties, and boxers
5. jeff buys and uses a treadmill
that's five of seven! one of the last two is "jeff stops drinking beer," so barring unforseen medical issues, we should all be okay.
the last one is a secret*.
-J
*okay, maybe it's not so much a secret as it was i couldn't think of anything particularly funny to put right there.
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