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i, robo-monkey...
according to this news story, my heretofore unfounded (but not unspoken) fear of megalomanical telekinetic monkeys taking over the world finally has a solid scientific foundation. Specifically, the line, "they will upgrade the monkeys so they can transmit their mental commands to machines wirelessly."
i need to get me one of them monkeys. and here's why: when the megalomaniacal telekinetic monkeys take over the world, i want my megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey to stand up for me before the Grand Council of Megalomaniacal Telekinetic Monkeys and say, "hey, this guy, this human right here, he's okay...he's on our side." and with that, the sponsorship of my megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey, my life shall be spared. perhaps if i really treat him well, i'll be given a job as a megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey network administrator, instead of the less-desirable job as the person who cleans up the poo flung by their less-megalomaniacal telekinetic monkey brethren.
-Jeff
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